Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Me Like Juice Power!

Okay, just in time! I got a cord for my laptop. My laptop original power cord kept slowly not working anymore. It would work if it was turned a certain way, the trouble was I didn't know what that was! I also had an extra cord (an iGo Juice) but I had bent it and it broke off the connection so I ordered one the other day and got it this morning.

Not only was I going crazy without it and zero battery power, but we have Baby Max to discuss. I am on the way to the hospital to meet him now!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Fish Lake, Father’s Day, Fowl, Fawn & Fuel

Despite being on Grandbaby watch, Joe and I went to Fish Lake this weekend.

We have gotten to see some cool stuff this time here. Don’t get me wrong we always see lots of birds, deer and misc creatures. Saturday we went to Richfield with Charlie and Joyce. The boys go golfing and the girls go shopping. On the way we saw a cow elk running along the side of the road. It is odd since we couldn’t see any other elk. They are true herd creatures. She looked healthy but just spooked. Then on the return trip, Joyce spotted a doe feeding her fawn just barely off the side of the road. We backed up and gawked at them. No pictures of either sighting, poo. I did get pictures of some deer, does and a spike. I also got some cool owl shots. Joe, Charlie & Keith went to Piute (sp?) to fish and got their limits and released about 50. They were huge rainbows!

Happy belated Father’s day to all. Father’s day cards always get me emotional. I haven’t actually looked at any for 7 years now. Just seeing them in the store makes me jealous of those who are choosing one.

On the way home we drove from Fish Lake to Salina with the truck beeping empty! We made it ok. Men and their damn tests.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Synopsis: Las Vegas

Ok, it has been about a week so here is the catch up. It is long, sorry.

Thank you Jamie for not having Max while I was gone.

Mom and I drove Friday afternoon to Mesquite. In the Fillmore-Beaver area we hit a huge hunk of metal that came out of no where. It cracked the rental car bumper in 2 spots. We were lucky it didn’t fly up to the windshield and hurt or kill us! And no, I didn’t get their insurance.

I won in Mesquite, but not all at once. I used $260 in free slot play, so I walked away with about $1000 in winnings from it. I could do no wrong. I played ALL night, I stayed up. I told Mom I was just going to play for a while. I even left her a message that I would be in bed by 11 pm. But then, my decision came about 4:30 am to just not go to bed. I figured since I had appointments starting at 7:15 am; a massage, then a facial. I slept during my massage a little, probably most of it. That is highly unusual for me since I always try to learn techniques from other therapists.

After the spa I met up with my Mom. We checked out. Then everything caught up with me, mainly my tummy. I had a Cobb salad for dinner the night before then didn't eat until after my appt. I had some cheese and fruit, and then it kind hit me fast. My lack of sleep, lack of food, Crown & Diet...I had to go lay down in the shade by the pool for about an hour. I am feeling way crappy and Mom walks up.
Mom - “Here you go”
Me –What is it?
Mom – Margaritas!
Me – Are you kidding?! I have to drive to Vegas still!
Mom – You’ll be fine
Me – Whatever, let me try some…UGGGGHH, that is sick. (It was extremely sweet and the tequila must have been hanging out on the top). Thanks but I don’t think I will have anymore.
She drank BOTH of them and later stated, “I don’t think there was any alcohol in them, and I would have felt it”. This is true, seeing she doesn’t drink except a very small drink occasionally.

We drove to Vegas. We went to Trader Joe’s so I could get an orchid for my booth. I ended up getting 2, it was hard the narrow it down that far. They were all gorgeous and cheap! $12.99 for the biggest ones! I love Trader Joe’s. They have such beautiful produce, fun foods, not to mention great prices on wine. If they didn’t sell booze I am sure we could have them in Utah.

We went to the Wynn and I set up my booth at the conference. I brought WAY to much crap that I didn’t need and I ended up never using. But I would have rather had it and not needed it rather than the opposite.

We checked into Treasure Island, skipping the lines everyone else has to stand in. I go to the VIP room where you can make yourself a top shelf cocktail, have chocolate covered strawberries, you get the picture.
VIP Desk Girl – Checking in?
Me – Yes, Jennifer Wakefield
VIP Desk Girl – Your host has upgraded you to an Executive Suite
Me – Really? Why? Do I gamble that much?
VIP Desk Girl – oh, no, it is just availability
Me – um, uh, ok, just kind of scares me

We had a yummy dinner at ISLA the Mexican restaurant. I used ALL of my $500 Free Play, but kept about half of it.

Sunday, day 1 of conference
I was quite hopeful that today would be the slow day but it turned out that it was the busiest and I earned the most.
The things that took up a fair amount of room in the car were the vibrating foot massagers. They were a big hit! Thank you to Choice for loaning them to me!
It is very fun to meet the NACVA members after talking to them on the phone, shipping to them and making their files. They are a pretty nice bunch! I did learn at the opening reception, that one of the prominent instructors is a double dipper! I got to meet (in person finally) some of NACVA’s vendors that I have worked with in the past; Rita and Mel of Advocate Software. They are the world’s best. What a great couple! I miss working with them.
Dinner at Pho, the Vietnamese restaurant. Terrible service, the food was ok. Café Trang in SLC kicks their butt. Gambled and gave back some money to TI.

Monday, day 2 of conference
Last week one of my good friends lost her Mother. Norma was a beautiful, creative and giving woman. She went through a lot with her health especially in the last year. Her funeral was today. I feel awful I could not be there for Erin and rest of her family. I have been thinking of them a lot.
Today I made less but close to what I did the day before.
Dinner at The Social House, Japanese restaurant. I didn’t get a lot of different sushi rolls but it was good. Mom was quite hilarious with the chopsticks.
Mom - I am going to get slivers!
Me – you use the other ends, see
Mom- I get so confused, I want a fork
Me – no, just use this end
Mom to the server – can I get a fork?
Again, I gave back some money to TI but had fun. I did make up for the losses the night before winning some back on the penny “I Dream of Jeanie” machine.

Tuesday, day 3 of conference
It turned out to be THE slowest day. That was ok. As far as costs to get to the conference I had already broke even yesterday. I also ended up having to leave for a while because my Mom was sick. She was having one of her terrible episodes of Colitis/diverticulitis (don’t tell her I am telling you and the www). I tried to call to get a late check out and it was not possible due to the hotel being 100% booked. So I went to help her, check out, get the car, bring her and all to the Wynn. I worked for a bit more and then we left.
The ride home was very windy. So windy in fact the power was out in the whole town of Beaver. Luckily we bought gas in St. George otherwise we would have been stranded. FYI, the automatic flushing toilets have a battery pack. We got home about 10:45 pm.

Wednesday, at home and returning the rental car
On the way home I ran into several bugs like you usually do. Luckily it rained Tuesday night. I had parked under our snowball bush. There were a ton of dead petals all over the car. I ran the hose over the car again, threw more petals. Naughty I know. As I was doing this I kept thinking, what lengths would I go to in covering up an accidental murder? Too much CSI for me.
Ever since Friday when I hit the metal thing in the rental, I have not told Joe. The worst reaction from Joe that could happen is A LOT of F-bombs and yelling. He would never do anything more. I went into his office before returning the car. I thought I would break the news in his office so he wouldn’t yell so much. I took him out to look at it and he said “oh they will never notice”. I say “you really think so?” He said if they notice, we’ll just have to do a claim on our insurance.
Mom followed me to return the car at the airport (cheapest way online to rent). I pulled up the 2 rental agents waiting. I jump out of the car and wave Mom closer.
Me – hi, I am just returning the car, that is my Mom, I kinda have to hurry, she has to be to work soon (lie)
Rental agent dude – How was everything with the car?
Me – It was just fine, oh wait, there wasn’t even a drop of wiper fluid
Rental agent dude – Oh I am so sorry. (To the other guy, “add that to the maintenance notes”) Is there anything we can do to make up for that?
Me – Buy me a new car (giggle-giggle), well thanks see you later.
Rental agent dude – how was our customer service?
Me- fine, thanks
Me- getting in Mom’s car out of ear shot “Let’s get the Hell out of here before they figure it out!”

All in all it was a great trip. Mom and I had fun, I made money working and playing. I didn’t spend any money that was mine, it was all Casablanca’s and Treasure Island’s this time. I broke even with gas on cost for renting the car vs. driving the truck. MAYBE if I hadn’t upgraded I would have been $20-$30 less in gas. The upgrade was $40 more. But no wear and tear on our vehicles. The Sirius and cruise made it worth it.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Southbound I-15 in T-Minus 13 hours

It looks like I am driving a rental car. The idea was for 2 reasons; not worrying about one of the old cars breaking down on my own and to save money on gas. If I took the truck it would be about $300 r/t, I am hoping even after the rental car to spend a lot less. But then, I upgraded so I could have cruise control....again I hope that saves on mileage. We will see. The thing it will really save on is wear and tear miles. I got a black Sebring. It has Sirius radio too.
My Mom is also coming along with me. I hope she doesn't get bored while I am working. My Mom, bored? In Vegas, right. She'll be at the mall across the street all day I am sure.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Mystery of the Ants

Why do I keep finding ants in my shower in the morning? Odd. There are not a lot, just a couple and not every morning.

Monday, June 2, 2008

I’m a NACVA Temp and a NACVA’s 15th Annual Consultants’ Conference Exhibitor

I worked for NACVA from 1995 – 2006. I am helping prepare (shipping) materials for their annual conference. Last year and this year, I have been helping them by temping for this epic event. I forgot how hard shipping is on my body! I have been just trashed!

I was at NACVA HQ last week and will probably be most of this week. THEN, Friday, I will be heading to Vega$ for their annual convention AS A MASSAGE THERAPIST...the only one, MY BUSINESS. I have only done this as a contractor for/with other therapists companies. I will be in the exhibitor hall just like all of the other conventions I work.

It happened rather quickly, although I had been thinking about doing it for years, even back when I was in massage school. Since it is so close in Las Vegas I had been gonna do it, but things have gotten in the way of my planning (mainly me being indecisive on the plan). I was just going to propose being a temp setting up and working on the staff/instructors but then when I proposed it to Brien and Pam (my former bosses), they were all over it.

I am very excited and nervous! Wish me luck and lots of attendees and staff getting seated massages from me!

The biggest cost will be driving there (and hopefully not my gambling). I don’t need to tell you about gas prices. I have been comped 3 nights in a Petite SUITE with his and hers bathrooms, $200 food credit, $500 FREE slot play. The offer came in the mail a couple weeks ago from my player’s card (I think Joe must have being playing using my card too...otherwise they would offer me just a cardboard box out back and leftover cocktails with cigarette butts floating).

On my way to Vega$, I will stop and stay Friday night in Mesquite. Saturday morning I have an hour and a half massage and an hour facial. These are all “free” also from our player’s cards.

I hope that my daughter-in-law Jamie doesn’t have little Max while I am gone. She is due on the 16th but you know how those babies decide what they want to do and when. Jamie had Alex exactly on her due date, we shall see. But then, I am positive he will either come this week or wait until I return.

Morning Shot and a Squeezey-Squish at The Death-Star

I went to the new IHC Hospital on (53rd South and State St. - aka The Death-Star) this morning for a couple of reasons. First to get my monthly shot of the “Pink Lady with the hot sauce”, which are a combo of my hormone replacement treatment, vitamin B and a smidge of testosterone. They have to now draw each item in a separate shot but they put it into 1 so I don’t have to get 3. Merlyn, my Dr.’s nurse gives the best shots that usually don’t hurt, just like her name, magical when you have to get it each month. Today it stung!
The second reason was I went to get my annual mammogram. They are now digital film so you get done so much faster! I was there for 20 minutes and that included my phone registration. I asked the nurse and I got to look at my boobs on film too. I didn’t see any dark or white spots so I am sure it will be perfectly normal…you know since I am a Dr. now. Oh wait, I just play one at home.