Not All Khakis Fit the Same

Last night I grabbed from the ironing board, my khakis. I was setting aside my work clothes to do a massage event for today. So this morning, I was putting my khaki pants on and walking across the room at the same time to save time. Wow, what happened I thought to myself? These pants are big! I must have lost a lot of weight from just last week! How, my wishing it away finally worked?! Cool!…oh…they are Joe’s khakis, damn.